~fallenXdarkXangel

Level 1
( ) said LOL out loud
(X) forgotten your own age
(X) tried to lick your elbow

SO FAR: 2

Level 2
( ) said the wrong name in bed
( ) had unprotected sex
( ) hurt yourself sexing
( ) sexed yourself hurting

SO FAR: 2

Level 3
(X) Licked your toe
(X) Licked a frozen pole
( ) Licked a dog bone
( ) Licked a dog

SO FAR: 4

Level 4
(X) drank old milk
( ) drank milk right from a cow
(X) ever thought chocolate milk came from brown cows
( ) drank milk right from the brown cow
( ) pushed a cow over

SO FAR: 6

Level 5
(X) Eaten bugs
( ) Eaten garbage
(X) Eaten food off the floor after 5 seconds
(X) Eaten a booger (I was only a little kid at the time)

SO FAR: 9

Level 6
(X) Been in a 5 seater Car with more than 7 people
( ) Been in a 7 seater van with over 12 people
( ) Driven in a 7 seater van by yourself
(X) Driven a tricycle past the age of 3
(X) Driven yourself home to the wrong house (Does taking the wrong bus count or directing the taxi to the wrong place?)

SO FAR: 12

Level 7
( ) Put dirty dishes in the fridge
( ) Put bowls of food in the dishwasher
( ) Put a full glass of juice in the cupboard
( ) Put salt in your coffee
(X) Dropped the cap into the glass your drinking from

SO FAR: 13

Level 8
(X) Jumped over a car
(X) Jumped out of a moving car
( ) Jumped into a thorny bush on purpose
( ) Jumped off a bridge
( ) Jumped off your house

So far: 15

Level 10
(X) Forgot where you live
(X) Forgot your own birthday
(X) Forgot to zip up in the morning

SO FAR: 18

Level 11
(X) Walked into a Pole
(X) Walked into a Wall
(X) Walked into someone
(X) Walked into a parked car

SO FAR: 22

Level 12

(X) Won A Burping contest
( ) Burped the alphabet
(X) Burped just to break the silence
(X) Burped too hard and threw up

SO FAR: 25

Level 13

(X) Eaten a whole bag of chips
(X) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(X) Eaten a whole pizza so no one else could have a slice

SO FAR : 28

Level 14

(X) Caught picking your nose (when I was a kid)
( ) Caught going to the bathroom outside
( ) Caught with your pants down
( ) Caught having sex
( ) Caught sexing yourself

SO FAR: 29

Level 15

(X) Shoved something up your nose (when I was a kid)
(X) Picked your nose and studied what came out (when I was a kid, lol I did alot of stupid stuff when I was a kid)
( ) Picked your nose till it bled
( ) Let your nose bleed to see the awesome blood all over you
(x) Blew your nose so goddamm hard your whole body hurt

SO FAR: 32

Level 16

(x) Told a lie
(x) Been caught in a lie
(x) Lied to cover a lie
(x) Lied to cover your ass
( ) Lied to an undercover hooker cop

SO FAR: 36

Level 17
(X) Laughed at someone in pain
(X) Laughed too loud and embarrassed yourself
( ) Laughed at a funeral
(x) Laughed so hard you pissed yourself

SO FAR: 39

Level 18

(X) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Believed in Santa past the age of 8
( ) Believed your folks that a bunny laid chocolate eggs outside
(x) Believed you were never too old for trick or treating

SO FAR: 41

Level 19

(x) Threw a party for yourself (Do birthday parties count?)
( ) Threw a ball at yourself
(X) Threw up on yourself
( ) Threw a ball at a wall that returned directly to your crotch
( ) Threw a superball in the house and took it right in the face

SO FAR: 43

Level 20

(X) Pretended to know what you are doing
( ) Pretended you were hot shit
(X) Pretended you weren’t listening
( )Pretended you were Spiderman

SO FAR: 45

Level 22

(X) Fell on the sidewalk
(X) Fell down the stairs
(X) Fell UP the stairs
(X) Went Sledding down the stair (In Sleeping bags!!)

SO FAR: 49

Level 23

(X) Tried to do a real cool back flip (On the trampolines at school)
( ) and busted your ass
( ) Tried to do a real cool cartwheel
( ) and didn’t lift your feet, retard

SO FAR: 50

Level 24

(X) Ate food that you just kind of found
(X) Ate the mystery food in the back of the fridge
( ) Ate something nasty to get a laugh
( ) Cried when no one laughed

SO FAR: 52

Level 25

(X) Cried when you hurt yourself
(X) Cried when you didn’t get your way
( ) Cried over spilled milk
( ) Cried after sex

SO FAR: 54

Level 26

( ) Gone swimming naked
( ) Gone swimming in a strangers pool
( ) Gone swimming with a hose in the yard
( ) Gone swimming in a stank ass pond
(X) Gone swimming in the bathtub like a champ ( I was 6, so sue me.... I wore my swimming costume and everything)

SO FAR: 55

Level 27

( ) rode a Pony
( ) rode a Donkey
( ) Rode a lawnmower pretending it was awesome racecar
( ) Rode a shovel pretending it was an awesome spaceship
(X) rode the dog (I was 3 so I was light enough ^^ )

SO FAR: 56

Level 28

(X) Locked yourself out of your house
(X) Locked yourself out of your car
(X) Locked yourself IN the car
(X) Trapped yourself in a child's plastic house
(X) Tangled yourself up in a rope
(X) Tangled yourself up in a hose (¬_¬ I was trying to detangle to hose at the time)
( ) Locked yourself in the trunk WITH the keys

SO FAR: 62

Level 29

( ) over-cooked a fancy meal
(X) over-cooked the Easy MAC
(X) over-cooked a pop-tart
( ) over-cooked a tiny plastic army man
( ) over-cooked yourself at the beach

SO FAR: 64

Level 31

(X) Bitten plastic fruit
(X) bit too hard and hurt your teeth
(X) bit down before the fork got in your mouth
( ) Lifted an empty soda you thought was full thereby flinging it
(X) Overcompensated an extra step in the stairs that wasn’t there

SO FAR: 68

Level 32

(X) Mistaken a stranger for a family member and blabbed at them
(X) Mistaken a man for a woman or vice-versa
( ) Shaved your eyebrows
( ) Poked yourself in the eye with safety goggles!

TOTAL: 70

Okay guys, if you wanna do this, repost this with the title:
I've Done ___ of the 120 stupidest things